if i twittered, who would follow?

26 Jul

i’m awake 4 hours 30 minutes ago

fed cat. she ate. 4 hours 25 minutes ago

let dog out to crap 4 hours 15 minutes ago

he’s crapping 4 hours 14 minutes ago

cat in litterbox. she reeks. 4 hours 13 minutes ago

reading news, making tea, dog barking at back door 4 hours 7 minutes ago

turned computer on, poured tea, gonna use the can 4 hours 3 minutes ago

looking in mirror. time to pluck eyebrows again 4 hours 2 minutes ago

btw, everything came out fine! 4 hours 17 seconds ago

checking email, looking for bike parts on craigslist & writing 4 hours ago

still doing same thing 13 minutes ago

Got up, stretched, ate avocado & cashews 10 minutes ago

seriously…who cares!? 2 minutes ago

hate to be a pessimist. some things seem dumb.  am i missing something? 30 seconds ago


4 Responses to “if i twittered, who would follow?”

  1. gonecycling July 27, 2010 at 1:59 am #

    That’s really funny – and still a lot more interesting than many people’s real Twitterings. Amazing how much self-absorption some users manage to fit into 140 characters…including the corporate bandwagon-jumpers who’ve subverted Twitter (along with pretty much everything else) and turned it into yet another marketing channel. Need to go ride my bike now! Great post.

    • heatherfrendo July 27, 2010 at 8:54 am #

      hey nick! have a fabulous ride. i’ve been riding an old cruiser hoopty while the italiano is in the shop. feel a bit matronly…glad you liked the twitter post. was feeling slightlyyyyyyyy…down yesterday with the dismal grey (rainy?!) july we’ve been having. take care, ~heather

  2. bendedspoon August 24, 2010 at 9:07 am #

    and i am laughing!
    who cares?

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